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In the National Hockey League, a team is awarded a single point in the standings when losing the game in overtime or in a shootout (they receive 0 points if they lose in regulation time) while the winning team is awarded 2 points. This single point is sometimes referred to as the "Leafs' Point" because it is the primary way that the Toronto Maple Leafs accumulate points in the standings due to their low number of regulation wins.
The Red Wings blew a 3 goal lead and lost to Edmonton in overtime, but at least they still picked up the Leafs' point.
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When a person -either male or female- sticks their tongue in your arse during passionate love making.
The bitch did a rose leaf on me!! Fucken grotty moll!!
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easily one of the biggest groups of fans in any sport.
a lot of people hate them, rightfully because a majority of them are really annoying, obnoxious and dumb.
they brag about how their team is the "best" even though they haven't done anything in 45 years (the last time they won a cup was 1967, the year before the expansion). somehow though, you still can't convince leafs fans that the leafs are not the best anymore.
there are some leafs fans that aren't a pain to deal with, but that's a minority of them.
I could go on but I don't wanna bore people.
leafs fan: the insert any other team here suck
fan of any other team: when was the last time the leafs did anything?
leafs fan: the leafs are the best, you can't bash them
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When a guy (or girl) does so bad at picking up someone of the opposite sex at an event it is said they played it like the Toronto Maple Leafs
"Bro did you get any action at the party on saturday?"
"Naw man, I was rejected 3 times!"
"Man it sounds like you had a leafs weekend."
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The feather of a bird, just that it’s a leaf
Jimmy- hey what’s the thing on a bird called?
Colonbutter-what are you talking about?
Jimmy-BIRD LEAFS
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Name that Joaquin Rafael Phoenix took because he was jealous of his sibling's unique names (River, Rainbow, Liberty, Summer.) He says he came up with the name while raking leaves with his dad. Also, the last four letters in his middle name spell 'leaf' backwards.
Later he changed his name back to Joaquin.
Did you know that Joaquin Phoenix used to be called Leaf Phoenix?
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The art of sticking ones penis into another penis.
Me and James leaf bagged eachother last night.
We fucked eachothers cocks. It's called leaf bagging!