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Another term for boot licker. Arrives from the fact that most boots are made out of leather.
Bobby: The Chinese government is great. They can never do no wrong.
Jon: Ok leather breath. Keep boot licking.
The equivalent of beef curtains, refers to the testicles of a male who fake tans way too much and has thus ruined their physical appearance, not that they held much aesthetic value to begin with.
"Did you see her new boyfriend? He tans more than she does...I'm sure he's carryin a set of extreme leather pingpongs. Gross."
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A Suave, confident, ex-fighter pilot who has grown disillusioned with the way of the world today and cant understand why the jacket just cant be a jacket...Not to be confused with an indiana jones type person, a leather jones is much more calculated, deliberate and never cavalier.
"Man I think that guys a real Leather Jones" "Wow what a way to pull off the Leather Jones" "you could really do with a bit of leather jones in your life"
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The actual definition of this word refers to a pistol clearing (being drawn from) it's leather holster. Got started back in the days when police officers and federal agents still used leather duty holsters
Police Officer 1: Did you hear what happened yesterday? Chuck had to clear leather on a suspect!
Police Officer 2: No shit! What happened?
Police Officer 1: Shots fired, he killed the guy. Apparently he pulled a knife on Chuck
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When, after a party or rave involving excessive grinding of the groin upon a female's buttocks, the penis loses feeling (and occasionally purpose) for hours following the event.
"Dude, I was at the rave last night"
"Sounds awesome bro"
"Yeah, except I got a crazy case of Leather Dick, I can't feel shit down there"
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'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.
First coined by Russell Brand.
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When you are sick, and cant breathe through your nose, and when you wake up in the morning your toungue is like a dried up piece of leather.
"Man I am sick as hell, this morning i had leather toungue like a mofo."
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