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LEMon

Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.

Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.

by redshirtguy May 10, 2022


Lemon

Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...

stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!

by real proffeser June 14, 2019


Lemon

Those yellow, sour things that life gives you, in order for you to make lemonade.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

by Chris-Chan July 30, 2015


Lemon

Lemon is the man that makes me happy when I am sad.

hey lemon im sad.
wanna talk about it?
yeah...
**bingus**

by November 26, 2020


lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019


Lemon

Taste like vagina, taste like piss and it is yellow

"You like lemon"?
"Yes"

by Milkisstronk January 16, 2022


Lemon

An idiotic human being

YOU ABSOLUTE LEMON!!

by Microwav e March 10, 2022