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A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.
“You are a fucking lemon”
“Mate the lemon fucking head of you”
“Size of your lemon head”
Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.
Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.
Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...
stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!
Those yellow, sour things that life gives you, in order for you to make lemonade.
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"
Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.
I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?