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(noun) A person who consistently gives a Low Effort Response (L.E.R.) to texts, posts, or online conversations. Can also be the original poster of something so vague, underwhelming, or lazy it saps the energy from the thread. Think: one-word replies, emotionless reactions, or passive-aggressive nothings like "meh," "this," or "lol."
"I posted this heartfelt story about my mom and all Leroy said was ‘nice.’”
"Don’t be a Leroy. Either engage or keep scrolling."
"Dude posted a blurry photo with the caption ‘you know.’ Nah. That’s a Leroy move."
Man you’re such a good leroy, you could pull anything out of the hat.
Verb. To "Leroy" is the act of two people, generally homosexual, pressing their assholes against each others and then one of them proceeding to defecate into the other's asshole.
John squatted over James and they scissored, pushing their cheeks apart until their assholes kissed. John pushed hard and felt his poop exit his asshole as it slid directly into James'. They had just performed a Leroy.
During the War of 1812 between Upper Canada and the United States vacation specialists LeRoys were busy running around the American forts with the good news theyd handed in their vacation requests two weeks early.
My vacation specialist LeRoy who is slso a blue vest told me he had slready submitted his vacation request on Friday afternoon even though we had two weeks
Leroy is the soil of the earth,
he brings life.
He is the sun rays that pierce through the clouds on the 4th of July,
he brings light.
He is the ocean when a storm hits,
his anger is uncontrollable, quick and irrational just like the waves when they crash against a rocky shore.
He is the cherry blossoms,
blooming in the spring,
that gift us with an exquisite scenery as a gust of wind departs their petals from the trees to carry them along the path walk.
He is the rain,
Pouring down on you and soaking through the Material of your clothes,
weighing you down,
his misery is too much for him to handle by himself at times,
it burdens him like the weight of the absorbed rain water, that eventually will leak from the clouds and lands upon your skin.
He is the roaring fireplace on a cold winters day,
His flames could warm the coldest of hearts and his smile could break them.
He is blood diamonds,
People want him by they’re side,
A man who feds the homeless,
A man who helps a 89 year old man cross the busy traffic in the city,
A man who never passed anyone by without stopping to say hello.
He is admired,
He is loved,
People would rob, steal and kill for him because he’s worth so much.
His is rare,
He is my whole heart.
Lady: Wow! who’s that?
Lady 2: Oh Leroy? just the most handsome man alive.
The guy with the biggest dick ever and is very handsome sweet charming and is the king
Girl: How are you
Leroy: I am very big down here
Girl: Unzips his pants
**clap clap**
A grown up ankle biter doing hard yakka in the Bush eating chook on the barbie, lives out woop woop.
Bloke will have lots of wucka if he sees a mantis.
Leroy defo late for wipe cuz he he went to the servo last arvo and now he asleep da cunt. What a drongo