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Levi is a funny guy. Usually loves tropical places especially Coconut Cove and Mexico. Levi's are great friends. Tend to be a little clingy but super fun to hang out with. Love taking you places and probably uses a lot of filters on instagram. Always has nice parents and a crazy grandma, sometimes a cat as well. However, any Levi you meet is usually very nice and will stay friends with you!
me: "hey Levi! Yo mom gay!"
levi: "well try telling that to mom, and mom, and donor dad and his transexual boyfriend and their mystery dog!"
me: "...okay"
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A man with no *emotions*. Lame right? but sweetheart he’s a fucking snack🏃🏽 ♀️
Levi: “Bitch out of the way.”
“No❤️ ily.”
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A person content with owning all of their faults and not afraid to tell the truth to his mom and everyone else, which in the long term gives him his version of destiny (true love)indefinitely in the middle of 7th grade.
"Why is levi always so cocky?"
"Because he has always known what his girl really needs to be happy and she accepts his personalty because of it"
"Wouldn't that mean basically content with life?"
"nah, just confidence because his dream girl depends on him and its obvious to everyone else"
"You think he depends on her more?"
"If he didn't he would be a violent asshole all the time obviously"
"how u think she pulls that out?"
"asking him how he feels and getting a proper read, then doing"
"that so crazy it just might work!"
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LEVI IS A FUCKING SEXY BEAST AND WHEN HE WHIPS HIS LONG HOT ABS YOU CANT RESIST HIM HE IS SO HOT
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a girl who is gorgeous and very intelligent she gets along with most people but dont take shit from no one
dayyymmm that levii is hothothot
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Referring to something or someone that is JEANius i.e. Genius
Yo, that whole season of Community was LEVIS!
Shakespeare's Hamlet was Literature LEVIS!
Dr.Evil was an Evil LEVI. (Singular)
Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows was LEVIS!
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An oh so hungry Jewish boy. Enjoys masturbating on chat roulette. Makes boys named Anthony get hard when he licks his ice cream. Awkward around women unless they are also Jewish. Enjoys long walks on the beach and sticking pretzels up his ass. By condoms often even though he may never get laid.
I was totally in with that girl until i pulled a Levy.
I was about to pull a Levy but i ran out of pretzels.
I was on chat roulette when one guy pulled a Levy i couldn't jerk off for a week.
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