Libby

Libby is a weird gal who loves animé. She has sélective friends but keeps them close. She’s seen gods feet.

Hey I’m Libby I’ve seen Gods feet

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Libby

Just the biggest hoe on the planet. The type to get a boyfriend then cheat on him same week.

She sends nudes to the first guy to slide in her dms in the mornings ALLEGEDLY.

Libby a fucking hoe

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libby

Slang for the library

Dude, let's go to the libby and check out some books!

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Scooter Libby

U.S. government official who did better job working for Israeli interests than his own country's.

Better known as a convicted perjurer who obstructed a federal investigation into the disclosure of a CIA agent.

Scooter Libby would have got bunged in prison if he hadn't been pardoned.

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Libbies and Connies

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

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libby suck

When you're given a bad blowjob from the Queen of England

Queen Elizabeth: "How was that baby?"

Prince Philip: "That was such a Libby Suck."

Queen Elizabeth: "Cri"

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Miss Libby

A very, very amazing dog who was born in Waco, Texas, and who died in Loveland, Colorado. Fuzzy. Barked when people came to the door. Liked going to the cafe. Not sure why. Adored by neighbors and passers-by alike. Sometimes threw up, resulting in our discovery that beneath the scraggly beige carpet there were oak floors from the 1950s. What else? I am Indian, and thus genetically and culturally inured to the charms of domestic animals. Yet, I fell in love with this pooch.

Conversation with a neighbor:
Me: I don't know why, but I've been missing that Libster more than ever.
Annie: Wow, Cordell was just saying that he's been missing Miss Libby too.
Me: Miss Libby....
Annie: Best dog ever.
Me: Yeah.

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