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The seats in an opera/play/performance located in the upper section to the right of the stage.
Aww man, we in the Lincoln seats.
A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre
My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?
A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.
I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!
When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.
My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.
Dude if she were the president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln!
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When you are getting head, you pull out and then bust on her forehead, and while it is still moist, slam a penny into her forehead so that lincoln is looking at you. Now all you can do is stand and salute the great man.
I was at the 99 cents store the other day, i used my change to do the lincoln memorial to your sister when i got home.
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