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A cool and open minded person travelling all over the world and spreading great ideas even though a little bit cynical.
I saw Lopez-Armand downtown yesterday, I almost fainted.
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One of the funniest(if not the funniest)mexican comedians there is.He is hilarious.He talks about things most mexicans go through in their life.Unlike other jackasses like Carlos Mencia,George Lopez is funny when he talks about Mexican life.
Hey u seen that George Lopez "why u cryin"
Hell yeah that shit's crazy.
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A verb pertaining to Bert Lopez, a New Mexico State police officer who was caught having sex with a woman on the hood of his squad car by a private security camera, bert lopezing means:
1., any sexual act involving a police officer.
2., to literally or figuratively be taken behind a building by an authority, bent over backwards, and fucked.
Alt.: bert, lopez, 'pez.
PP.: bert lopezed, berted, lopezed, pezzed.
Ger.: bert lopezing, berting, lopezing, pezzing.
"I totally want to bert lopez that cop groupie."
"I just parked there for like, five minutes, and I got lopezed with a ticket for $200!"
"Oh, the sergeant's off berting some broad, he'll be back in five."
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1)The Infamous Pepe Lopez is a man renowned for his skill at employing his trademark move, normally done at the end of sex.
2)The "Pepe Lopez" is when the male is fudge plugging a girl, and when he is ready to finish, he pulls out, inserts his finger into the poo lodge, withdraws with a stinky brown film covering his thumb. He then ,lovingly , smears a mustache on his partners upper lip, oftentimes he is seen running out of the partners living quarters, nude, and being chased by a pissed, naked, woman with a fairly large mexican mustache, otherwise known as ... a Pepe Lopez.
"whoa, its Pepe Lopez, run dude, shes gonna catch you!!!"
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A hot B who gets all the hoes and will succes in life and is Nibba who fucks ur b
WOW DIEGO LOPEZ IS A HOT NIBBA WIT DAT COCK
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Laying on your back while recieving a BJ right before busting a nut, lift your legs up, lock your feet, and push your feet in. This forces the girls head down, making her deep throat. Then bust in the back of her throat. Don't let go until she swallows everything.
I was getting some head, and totally gave my girl a Dirty Lopez.
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