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When two gaseous lovers seal the bed blankets over them, let loose the winds of time in the ultimate Dutch oven experience, and proceed to make love while engulfed in their own fortress of flatulence.
Dude, Tanya and I ate so much pizza and Taco Bell yesterday...my eyes watered for two whole days from the crazy dutch lovin' expertience we had afterwards.
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The act of masturbation. The implications of the term vary depending on gender.
Females - Named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.
Males - Named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. Males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as "puppet master."
Jim- What are you doing this weekend?
Fred- I'm getting lucky with the ladyfriend. You?
Jim- I'm probably just gonna get some puppet lovin'.
Fred- Good luck with that, puppet master. Wash your hands.
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A white dude who likes to have sex with his mother. Usually gay or nerdish, likes mac and cheese too. Lolz
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When a man sticks his penis in some flammable material, preferably gasoline, and has a woman give him oral while her mouth is full of ice cubes. Also known as the Baked Alaskan and Natural Fire and Ice.
p 1: Dude did you here what Jim did to sally last night?
p 2: what?
p1: He gave her a Lovin' Oven!
p 2: what the hell is that?
*3 minutes later*
p 2: D:
p 1: XD
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When you love each other, but you want to sleep with other people.
They say they really love each other, but they sleep with other people all the time. They must be true-lovin' it.
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Chanyeols saying of you loving the size
From freal luv is obviously the main line of the song, Exo-Ls will be shook at this for many generations to come
Hey baekhyun, you lovin the size? - Chanyeol
Giving a possibly dirty object (generally computer or tech related) a good cleanup.
Give that used graphics card a good tech yes lovin' and then you'll likely see an improvement on the thermals.