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a great warrior know to defeat thousands of soldiers in battle, but when you finally beat him he runs away like a sissy and you only get a crummy +2 attack from him
the teachers weren't happy that i brought a halbert to class, so i went lu bu on their asses
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A warrior who has much untruth told about him. He was not unbeatable. At the battle of Hu Lao Pass, Winter 191 A.D. Lu Bu was beaten by The Tiger Of Jiang Dong, Sun Jian and forced to retreat. He would never have been able to fend off even 2 brothers, let alone 3 (also, the 3 brothers did not participate in the campaign against Dong Zhuo).
Later, although people think he was bound whilst asleep by Wei Xu and Song Xian, realistically he actually surrendered to Cao Cao and was then bound.
He wasn't very intelligent, and also could never had stood up to Dian Wei.
"hyagh! I'll get you Sun Jian!"
an hour later...
"hy....agh...I'll....get....ugh...."
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Sexy girl with looks to die for. Everyone wishes they were her. She's smart, sassy and has amazing fashion sense. She's the popularist girl at her school and gets all the boys. She's effortlessly pretty and clever and gets straight A's in every subject. Everyone wishes they were Helen.
Keris: She's so popular, is she called Helen Lu?
Nigel: Why yeah, all the popular girls are!
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Lulu aka lu is one of the most evil people you'll meet. She tried to make enemy's but they all seem to become her friends which angers her but she is somewhat grateful for it. Lulu doesn't like hugs or sweets but enjoys reading alot. Best to stay your distance or else lulu might stab you in the back.
*when random people are doing some weird shit and lulu lu is just sitting there watching it*
This is concerning-
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To be under strong sunrays
(Italian)
A: It's so hot today!
B: Of course it is! You're Sotto lu schioppu de lu sole.
A: Let's go for a walk!
B: Are you crazy? We'd be Sotto lu schioppu de lu sole!