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The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!
The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!
The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!
The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!
The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."
If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...
A cult who spends their free time talking about explicit activities.
“You’re not in lunar blood, take that shit somewhere else.”