school lunch

The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer:
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.

Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.

Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.

1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers!
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch

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Lunch Club

The Lunch Club, previously know as Goop, consists of seven Youtubers known as CallMeCarson, Jschlatt, Slimecicle, Traves, Cscoop, Ted Nivison, and Hugbox.

They make videos and podcasts about random things that they do or have done.

Person 1: “have you seen Lunch Club? Their videos are awesome!”

Person 2: “I’ll have to check them out!”

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Baby's Lunch

Triple seventeen on a standard dartboard.

When Josh hit a triple seventeen while throwing a leg of darts with Dan. Dan said "nuh-uh nigga, that's the Baby's Lunch."

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Manny lunch

When you take a work lunch that goes well beyond the usual hour allotment.

"Well guys, the Internet's down so I might as well take a Manny lunch. I'll see you at 3."

night lunch

it's like lunch, but you eat it at night.

"Yup...Just you and me...eatin' night lunch."

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nigger lunch

when some one steals your lunch box from the fridge at work knowing all along it is some ones lunch.

Hey tom i hope you choke on your nigger lunch you know thats mikes food.

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School lunch

This shit is nasty. E.G. They serve pizza that the TMNT would pass up.

School lunch is fucking gross.

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