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Masturbating Indoors Limits Freedom.
Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!
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Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female
Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER
MILF:
Man
I
Love
Frogs
Don’t let all these other definitions fool you, Man I Love Frogs is the only true definition out there.
Person 1: MILF
Person 2: what?
Person 1: Man I Love Frogs
Person 2: me too man, me too
Mono Islamic liberation front
Next time your sons friends call you that just think of all the Mono Islamic liberation fronts
Son Friend 1: You one fine ass milf let me smack yo big ass, BITCH!
Son friend 2: Yea I would fuck the shit out of you milf
You: Yes I also love the sharing of mono Islamic liberation fronts *Smiles and nods*
Man, I love Fine Line by Harry Styles
"you know I love milf"
"yeah, me too, my fav song is lights up"