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A network television channel that has brainwashed the minds of the youth of America. It only focuses on the reality of the cool, rich, preppie, and so called sexy people. They have destroyed the people of America and has turned them into fucking douchebags. All of the sister companies they own have been completely destroyed. like nickelodeon, they have taken all the good shows off and put fucking garbage on the lineup. zoey 101, unfabulous, icarly or should i say diecarly, all shows that are shit. MTV if you have anything to say to the people who arent rich, sexy, popular or anything that you fuckers broadcast, say it to our fucking faces and stop hiding like a scared little bitch.
"hey carl let's go watch MTV"
"fuck you that channel is the worst fucking channel ever to spawn"
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Corporate mind-control.
Don't be a slave. Overthrow the establishment.
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the world's worst oxymoron, because the only time they play actual music is when no ones watching. The rest is filled up by stupid reality shows and even more idiotic dating shows.
Bob "Did you see that new reality show on MTV?"
Fred "Which One?"
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A station which calls themselves "Music Television" When all that is played is crappy reality shows that i could waatch on Global such as "The Real World", "Newlyweds", "Punk'd", "till death do us part" and reality shows i could see on discovery such as " Pimp my Ride" or "Cribs" anything called Music Television should play music.
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a code for change good things to bad
mtv sucks and is only for preps
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MTV is the idiotic and mentally challenged drunk older brother of VH1, and wrongfully calls itself a "television station". MTV is more of a cult then a channel. It basically says if you're not skinny, punk, emo, gay, a pill popper, a party-er, beautiful, or in-love with over-played over hyped sucky talent, you're not a mortal human being, you're just a figment of air that creates and image and disturbs the eyes of people who are like that. They play bullshit music which they say is real music (panic at the disco? fall out boy? can you say image-ridden and under-talented) which only the followers like yet don't really like the bands for their music, but for the image and attention they get, whether they know that or not, it's the reason they like it. The only good shows ever on mtv were jackass, wild boyz, punk'd, and sadly, the andy milonakis show. Everything else is for preppy smug stuck-up asshole fags who do their hair everyday and think that they are the shit. MTV is the reason people laugh at people with OCD and terrets, and the reason people have sex, have un-wanted babies, have abortions, smoke pot, drink to much, commit suicide, and ruin the lives of people who have to deal with lovers of MTV. And they always seem to talk about voting, because apparently the only thing important other than image is voting, and promoting the dumbest shit that just happens to rake in the most money, which is truely sad for the face and image of America today. MTV is nothing but another evil strand in the web of a corrupted and devilish American government, and it really disgraces and embarrases, people, music, America, and the world as we know it.
Friend: Dude Travis Barker is the greatest drummer ever!
Me: Go listen to some jazz. Travis is good, but i think you watch a little too much MTV.
Girlfriend: Why are you breaking up with me?
Me: Because your Laguna beach/real world obssesed ass throws up to lose weight and now you're nothing but a ghost with bones, you MTV fanatic bitch.
(Hangs up.)
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