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A beautiful girl who was queen of the Groupie scene during the early 1970s. She was most famous for being with Led Zeppelin's lead guitarist, Jimmy Page, when she was just 14 years of age.
She has many a 'nom-de-plume', some of which are Lori Lightning, and Lori Mattix.
Some people have said that she resembles Bianca Jagger.
Groupie hater: That Lori Maddox was such a whore.
Me: No, she was a groupie, they're different.
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Pat Maddox, formally Patrick Maddox, informally PAAAAAAAAAAAAT. He is a person with the temperament of a grumpy old man, yet he is under the age of 21. He reads books frequently, has awesome movie recommendations, and loves various nerdy things. His favorite color is orange, he harasses his two brothers to no end, and secretly loves his family. He has two roommates whom he calls, "cupcake" and "bran'n." He is a die hard Godsmack fan and but is open to other music as well. He loves Star Wars and actually has a Star Wars "Rebel" tattoo. He dreams of traveling the world but without a girl to motivate him, he rarely strays from his apartment. He had an evil ex, whom you must defeat in a Scott Pilgrim like battle. He is devilishly handsome, although you should never indulge him by saying that because his ego would then cause him to spontaneously combust. He treats his friends and family well, and his girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world. His dog, however, is the luckiest in the universe. He looks fabulous and very "James Bond" in a suit and you'll have to resist the urge to rip it off him, girl or guy. He has many wannabe gay lovers, but he's too set on this one chick.
In summary, he's stubbornly loyal, hilarious, smart, wonderful, soulful individual.
"I like video games, parties, ultimate frisbee, good movies, the beach, nature, and other nerdy things. "
"Shit, it's a Pat Maddox. Run away!"
The act of being throat fucked by a wet burrito
I picked up a prostitute and I gave her a Dirty Maddox.
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Plays clash of clans like a stupid fuck
Maddox Griggs like coc
The greatest Maddox fansite. Also the first, it pwns all others including Friends of....Aww shit, I can't even keep a straight face while I'm typing this. Maddox Mania is teh ghey.
Normal Person 1: "This Friends of Maddox site is pretty good."
Ash: "Not it's not! It's gay! Maddox Mania is better!"
Normal Person 2: "Ash, you're gay."
Normal Person 1: "+rep for flaming Ash!"
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Usually a man named Maddox will have a very large pecker
A man named Maddox has a big PP Maddox Mcilquham
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The actual best Maddox fansite. Don't listen to all these dumbass people from Maddox Mania. If you're stupid, go to MM, if you're smart, go to FoM. If you're into something different, go to The Best Fanpage in the Universe.
Nosferatu: lol madox mania is da bomb
Albino Sheep: ya were the colest
Tubba: What a bunch of retards.
Ginomee: Yeah, fucking retards.
Ash: But MM is awesome!
Everyone: Shut up Ash.
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