Made in USA

One of America's biggest lies, we all know that shit's made in china.

*reads sticker on the box
Says made in USA in fine print

*reads underneath the text
Says made in china in extra fine print

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Made in America

A phrase that was used on many manuefactured goods that has lost its former glory, and continues to disappear at a rate of 20% every fiscal quarter.

Also something that is part of an elaborate scam that is used to sell Chinese products to the Japanese and any other of the various people that mistakingly think that we are fascinating and that our goods are of superiour quality.

My shoes say "Made in America. If I keep these, their value will double every three years. (even if I wear them)

African person: My Mickey Mouse shirt says "Made in America."
Other African person: *Bang* now its My Mickey Mouse Shirt. America rox!

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made sex

the in-between stage of having sex and making love. Something less trashy than just having sex but not as romantic as making love.

CHRIS: Hey Jordan can you not come in the dorm tonight, I'm gonna try to "made sex" with Rachel?

JORDAN: Sure dumbass no problem.

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Made in France

A product which either does not work or will no longer work within one to two months of purchase.

Is it a Made in France?

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Made in Lithuania

Something you should look for on the bottle before taking medications

"Don't take those pills bruh! They're made in Lithuania!"

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Made In England

A reference to a by-gone era when people took pride in their jobs, their communities, and their country. It was stamped on products signifying quality, well made, and durable. This all finished in the 1980's with Thatcher’s rampant capitalism.

1:"That black & white movie was fun - really funny in places"
2:"yeah, it says it was made in england"
1:"yeah, right!"

or
1)"wow, a 1937 Aston Martin still working. Thats made in england!"
2)"yea. my 2005 Aston Martin is in the scrap heap already"

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Made in China

Low priced everyday goods from China. Generally associated with poor quality but is not true in many cases. If it weren't for 'Made in China' goods', you'd pay 50% more for everyday goods (because imported Chinese products are far cheaper than local products). Most 'Made in China' products are safe to buy, except for the ones in dodgy packing or without a use-by date.

I know alot about 'Made in China' products because I'm a Chinese person living in the US.

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