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Magnus is fucking cool and motherfucka handsome. Everybody wants to bee like him. He is also a pussy magnet. The woman’s can’t do anything else then fuck him. Magnus has cool clothes, it is pretty tough to be a magnus because everybody wants to steel his clothes.
“I am a virgin”
“Okey so I guess you are not a magnus?”
“No I am a Jonas”
“Okay I understand”
short mothafucka who wears fag glasses and listens to måneskin
(Please approve, it's true)
Guy: Yo Magnus, why do you keep wearing those fag-shades?
Magnus: Brooo, the bitches love it! It's not gay..
Guy: They only like it because they can relate and you're only pulling bitches who like gay style with them anyway
Magnus=Ginger
Friend 1: "I want to die"
Friend2: "Why"
Friend1 : "cuz im a Magnus"
Magnus is DANGEROUS
most likely a groomer
everything WILL become smelly when he touches it cuz he doesnt shower
run away if you see one
dave: "Look its magnus!"
lily: "OMG lets run! hes gonna groom us"
The most awesome and viking like guy that exists
Dude guy: That guy is so cool.
Guy dude: Yeah thats Magnus.