crunchy mama

Mother who supports homebirth, breastfeeding, baby wearing, cloth diapering, co-sleeping, gentle discipline, etc. One who questions established medical authority; tends to be vegetarian and/or prepare all-organic foods. See crunchy and hippie.

That crunchy mama is breastfeeding in public again!

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Joe Mama

Fuckin gottem lmao

You: Yo who’s joe
Me: Joe mama, she’s related to yuri

You: who’s yuri
Me: Yuri tarded lmao go perish to the bubonic plague you uncultured disappointment

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Yo mama

is fat.

Yo mama so fat she needs cheatcodes for the Wii Fit.

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cooking mama

Cooking Mama is a video game for the Nintendo DS. In the game players must choose what they wish to make from a selected list. when the desired food has been selected players must then perform a series of actions using the stylus based on what the instructions tell the player to do. tasks consist of chopping, slicing, boiling etc.
However thier is a time limit on how long the player has to do the task. The player is rated on how well they perform the task and this leads to and overall points score and a medal.

Cooking Mama is a very good video game.

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baby mama

The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved.

Oh her? She ain't nothing to me now, girl, she just my baby mama. So, can I get your number?

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Mama Titties

When a woman's breasts enlarge due to having a child.

"Damn, Scarlett johansson's got them mama titties now!"

leather mama

A older woman, generally lesbian and a MILF, who partakes in the leather community. Most likely a dominatrix.

Basically a genderbent version of a Leather Daddy

My sweetheart Patrice is secretly a leather mama, and an ursula. Which means she's big and loves to overpower my ass!