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A little beard that's just below the lip. Sometimes called a "soul patch" or a jazz musician's beard.
Take a look at pictures of Dizzy Gillespie, Apollo Ono, Gene Krupa, Frank Zappa (imagine him without the moustache).
"He had no facial hair except for a rather evil-looking "white-man hater" that grew from his lower lip like a black orchid and made him look like a drunk who missed the mark on Ash Wednesday." - Kinky Friedman - Musical Chairs
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White-mans' casino adj. referring to the american stock market.
After losing 25% of my money in that failing annuity I've cashed in all of my mutual funds.I have decided I will no longer play in the white-mans casino.
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A handshake that involves grabbing an outstretched hand firmly and pumping it up and down confidently to avoid an embarrassing flub of a cool handshake. This is usually given when a minority holds out their hand and you, not wanting to mess it up and appear lame, crush their fingers before they show everyone how "white" you are when you mess it up.
Boy 1: I was playing ball at the Y and everyone was introducing themselves. This guy walked up to me, held out his hand and said "Yo, what up? I'm LaTrell." I didn't want to look like an idiot so I grabbed his hand and gave him the White Man's Handshake before he could try anything funny.
Boy 2: Wow...
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The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music
For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.
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A stolen car that ends up as a rez rocket
"Went to town got a box of blue a bucket of buzzard and a white man's malibu"
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The terrible sunburns that white people get making them wish they had more melanin.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed and got a terrible white man's tan
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A lie told by a white man to a black man, to make the black man feel better about himself.
DeShawn: Hey Brad, do I look shnazzy in these 'ere overalls?
Brad: Aw, man, you look great!
Random Passerby: Wow, what a White Man Lie...
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