manly cry

When a man cries, yet maintains man like qualities. The cry does not go into sobbing, for only a few tears are shed. The tears hold enough power of manliness to bring life back to spongebob and Patrick.

Morgan freedman would only shed one manly cry.

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The Alphabet of Manliness

The greatest book in the history of books. Ever since Chuck Norris spontaneosly came into existance. This book will guide you to be the most bad ass guy in the world.

Let's consult The Alphabet of Manliness.

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manly stovepipe

Cock and balls; the baby maker; penis; Bavarian Beefstick; pork stick; Jake the One-Eyed-Snake; Jive Sausage; Baloney Pony; Yard o'beef, etc.

I loves to imagine manly stovepipe while at work.

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Manly Men

A man who is absolutely filled to the brim with testosterone. A true alpha male. Must be repulsed by the gays, butch women, femininity and Harry Styles. A true beacon of masculinity. Candace Owen's dream guy. Manspreads at every chance.

Attached is a picture of a true Manly Man.

"Bring back Manly Men!!" said Candace Owens.

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Manly Selective

Nerd School. If you go to this school you are immediately a nerd and high means social death. If you go to this school you aren’t invited to any parties and your friends from macka and balky care too much about their image to continue being your friend.

person 1: ugh who’s that person playing chess in public?
person 2: must be a manly selective student

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manly kiss

A kiss, most often on the cheek, shared by two hetero men. In the 2007 season, manly kissing became particularly popular with the New England Patriots.

The week after Bill Belichick was fined for cheating, quarterback Tom Brady and defenseman Teddy Bruschi gave their coach a manly kiss after the game, in a 'Hey coach, you've had a tough week, have a manly kiss' way.

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Manly Bug

A man who likes eats hotpockets while handcuffed underwater.

" Bill, stop being a Manly Bug and help me move the earth over there."

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