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Refers to a line of cocaine so big you could run the Boston Marathon. Reserved for those who are accustomed to the rush and may be too large for the amateurs.
"Oh man, that's so long my nose just ran the Boston Marathon!"
Make out in 7 places over the course of a week. One location per week. Fun game to play with partner...if you're into that stuff
My girlfriend bailed on day 1 of the makeout marathon. I'm so pissed because I was really in the mood. Time to breakup:)
When someone is confused about distance and middle distance running and calls a 5k a 5k Marathon.
5k= 5,000 meters on a road/track/cross country/etc 3.1 miles
A Marathon is 42.195 kilometers or 26.2 miles.
The Marathon has Legendary roots.
According to ancient Greek history, the original marathon was ran by a Legendary soldier Pheidippides (Philippides) from a battlefield near the town of Marathon, Greece, to Athens in 490 B.C.
According to lore, he died shortly after the delivery.
5k=3.1mi
1/2 Marathon=13.1mi
10k=6.2
Marathon=26.2
The Marathon is not a 5k or 10k, but there are often Half Marathon races on Marathon race day.
Average Joe, “I just ran my first 5k marathon. I have never run that far in my life!”
Track Star, “smh..”
A Mexican marathon is when an individual memorizes an entire high school worth of Mexican (otherwise known as the Spanish language) in 1 hour on the day before their exam.
"Are you ok?
"No you fuckhead I just did a Mexican marathon"
"Oh my dearest apologies"
Noun: a desensitized, yet still hard, penis that is capable of holding off cumming for an extreme duration of sexual intercourse.
While receiving head is not the time to strap on your marathon dick.
A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.
Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".
Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".
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