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A woman with a gargantuan mustache who is amazing at anal sex and booty pops. Damn straight. (Her moan resembles a gorilla in labor)
Dude I totally fucked a harry marry last night! She looked like my grandma, and sounded like my dead dog.
When two people are together, but do not want the MAN in their business with ALL that paperwork (common law).
we are not legally married, but we are black married.
what time skip sashannarcy have
did you hear? sasha marcy and anne got married! It was like, two weeks ago. I think they’re away for their honeymoon right now? Anne keeps saying they’re happily married. good for them
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A term used to describe someone who is believed to be homosexual but will not 'come out' until much later in life, usually after they've gotten married and had children.
Guy 1: What?! I thought Adrian was gay!
Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...
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married but on the outs.
girl- Are you married?
guy- I'm married-ish.
girl- What does that mean?
guy- I'm married but on the outs.
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When a Caucasian man marries a Mexican woman because she keeps the house clean.
Dexter was a slob as a single man, so he broke down and married the maid.
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