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Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis
Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"
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Mathew is a fun sexy ORGASMIC guy with the most amazing eyes ever in the world any girl that is not blind would fuck the shit out of him. He can put a smile on anyones face. Cailees' and Mathews' go together perfect and make the best couple. Mathew also loves to be mean to people but he is sweet and funny. Most people love him!
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Mathew is a fun sexy ORGASMIC guy with the most amazing eyes ever in the world any girl that is not blind would fuck the shit out of him. He can put a smile on anyones face. Cailees' and Mathews' go together perfect and make the best couple. Mathew also loves to be mean to people but he is sweet and funny. Most people love him!
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Mathew is the one person who loves ppl but there is one person that he bullies
Is a girl named Samantha who is just a peach to everyone around her he likes to fuck women on his fb page that’s why she quit using it.
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The act of crossing your arms behind your back while adressing a person or group. Often performed with uptight posture and facial expressions.
"That guest speaker was Mathew Perrying the whole time!"
"I don't know what to do with my arms so I stick to Mathew Perrying it."
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The effect of winning one game until someone that gives bad lucks makes you go on a losing spree.
Guy 1: Why you losing all your games?
Guy 2: My boy gave me the Mathew effect.
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A specific name for one who may possibly have been dropped as a child or born with a deformed frontal cortex, this is a name that you could give to someone for being an absolute imbecile
Stop acting like a Trooper Mathew
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