Random
Source Code
Random
Latin form of the phrase "big douche".
You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)
10👍 2👎
A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."
Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!
29👍 10👎
the ultimate fringe player. someone on the periphery of a group, often many groups, but who tries excessively hard to become involved. to be avoided at all social costs. unversed in most types of banter or in-joke. a general embarrassment and fuckwit.
he's a fucking fringus maximus
15👍 6👎
The biggest faggot to ever walk the earth.
Omar, stop being a faggus maximus
7👍 2👎
Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?
Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.
7👍 1👎
Oversized vaginal muscles which can be used as a deterent for a penis if trained well.
"Dude there was no way in. Her cuntius maximus were jst too strong."
7👍 1👎
A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.
"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."
Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"
12👍 3👎