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A drink recipe created by Jeph Jacques, the creator of the Questionable Content web comic. The recipe is as follows:
1. Place two ice cubes in a glass.
2. Dump out the ice cubes.
3. Fill the glass with bourbon.
I need one Coping Mechanism, stat!
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A band formed in the mid-80s when Phil Collins broke off and decided to go on a solo career. There self-titled debut album made it big on the charts with two hit singles: "All I Need Is A Miracle" and "Silent Running." However, it was there 1988 album "The Living Years" that featured the smash hit title track. They are a combination of 80s Pop and Progressive/Arena Rock. Lead singer is Mike Rutherford.
A great band that all 80s fans should check out.
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A person, primarily a physician and more specifically
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.
"Where's Brenda?"
"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.
Midge grunted. "Poor kid."
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A person that is unable to complete any DIY project without first seeing exactly how it is done in an online video.
"If Craig would get rid of his internet connection and quit being a Youtube mechanic he might be able to make some of these repairs himself."
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a grease monkey with a flair for the black arts.
dammit janet well call you a satanic mechanic.....
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A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.
"Did you see Lobster last night?"
"nah mate"
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(N) A proctologist; a doctor that specializes in disorders of the anus, rectum, male prostate gland and lower gastrointestinal tract.
When the ass mechanic stuck his finger in Bob's poop chute, he moaned another doctor's name. He's been regretting it ever since!
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