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Cheap whiskey. Veterans with PTSD asking their children to get them more to drink.
Lance Jr, go get me another bottle of Daddy's War Medicine!!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!!!
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Bass music taken to another level. Sub woofin so hot, effectively creating wind that will flex the nerves and skip heartbeats. Holy fuvk! Ultimately, an elixir, remedy, and having healing properties. Thus, classified as medicinal.
Yo! That DJ’s bass was straight medicinal bass music! Praise the lord!!!! I’m healed!!!!
A medication taken twice daily until Bon Jovi release a new album or state new tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease. Medication given by Dr. J Bon Jovi.
“I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain't got a fever, I got a permanent disease
It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy
I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need
Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me
And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three”
Yes I just quoted Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :)
N: The medical specialty devoted to the health and well-being of space aliens. Like the veterinary practice, it tends to be harder than being a general practitioner for humans because of the number of alien races involved. DSM specialists often work with problems involving eyestalks, tentacles, alien skin disorders, alien mental health, and general wellness, as well as providing alien medications which are hard to get.
My Purplonian and Martian neighbors both see Dr. Tentacleez at the deep space medicine clinic in town.
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1) Old man booze, such as Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, or any such corn whiskey or spirits.
2) Jizz, cum, spooge, spunk, man-cream, love juice, ball beverage, nut nectar, well you get the picture
1) I got grounded for a month for sneaking in the basement and drinking grandpa's cough medicine.
2) My girl had the flu, so when she was blowing me, I came in her throat and gave her some of grandpa's cough medicine, and the next morning she was fine.
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An American old-time string band. Their most famous song is Wagon Wheel. A truly awesome group.
Old Crow Medicine Show is fucking amazing!!!
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Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.
Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!
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