car meet

A weirdo event attended usually by douchebags; said douchebags “meet up” in some parking lot with their cars and pretend like they know more about cars than they actually do by talking in some pseudo-extensive details about theirs. They’re the type of douchebags who tell you that owning a Benz or Porsche is awesome, but fail to acknowledge that both brands are more of a status symbol than anything else considering that they are wallet rapers when it comes to maintenance and repairs.

Yo bro! Goin to the car meet at the Costco in Westridge tonight?

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Safety Meeting

Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.

All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?

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e-meet

Modern day replacement for 'pleasure to make your acquaintance', often used by pretentious (and often vapid) individuals with no imagination or sense of how ridiculous they sound; typically found in the world of online marketing.

"Hey there, great to e-meet you..."

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meeting whore

A co-worker who chooses to spend as much time as possible in meetings, often times uninvited. Usually they do this to avoid doing productive work themselves, claim credit for their team's work or at least insinuate that their leadership was critical to their success, and generally just get more face time with senior management than their hard-working colleagues.

P1: Uh, have you seen my junior assistant today?
P2: No, he seems to be in meetings all day.
P1: That is odd. I have not seen any invites on my calendar, we have a harsh deadline approaching, and I am the project leader.
P2: Yes, I would be careful. Your assistant is a meeting whore. He will have people convinced he is running the project by day's end.

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Gym Meet

The reason WHY notre dame prep girls go to NDP. They devote their months of febuary and march to it, and they LOVE it.

gym meet is da bomb diggity

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Meeting with the investors

A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.

Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.

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District Meeting

When you drink alone or with a few friends in the seclusion of your house or apartment, often instead of doing something more important.

Sorry I can't make the interview tonight, me and my buddy have to attend a district meeting.

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