Random
Source Code
Random
A fictional religion (a loose parody the Catholic Church) for the actress Megan Prescott, who is currently playing Katie Fitch in the British TV show Skins.
Originally, the "religion" began when Meg declared in an interview that incest was "illegal." Because of that, when talk of Katie/Emily (who are twin sisters in the show) occurred, someone would point out that Meg would not approve, because incest is "illegal."
It became a rather popular thing to say amongst Skins fans (especially fans on Livejournal) and thus has evolved into a bigger joke, with fans even creating an intensive guide for the "religion."
01. The Church of Meg accepts all peoples, so long as they love Meg and her followers in kind, for She is great.
02. "So, says the Lord Meg, that those who oppose and do not believe in the word of Meg are punishable of stonem-ing, a religious condemnation that comes from being hit with a rock, loser."
277👍 21👎
To undertake in an embarrassing fall whilst partaking in the popular children's game "duck,duck, goose". Not always used in the context of the children's game.
Jack: I was really afraid of chuckin' a meg today.
Jill: I was totally Meg'in today
the biggest piece of shit you will meet. she hates people who are better than her fishy ass. she never bathes or anything so she smells horrible! you could. are french fries out of the greasy is her hair!!! if you even meet her you will think you are seeing a oger bc of how ugly she is. she has pimples everywhere and needs to use proactive. she normally has a sucky mom who marries around and likes bald men with beards like Billy Ray Sirius.
Girl 1- omg have you seen meg!!
Girl 2- YES! i think she’s like a oger
Boy 1- i was doing it with this meg girl and i went down and i almost passed out bc of how fishy she was!! i don’t think she showers!!!!
Boy 2- OMG that’s disgusting she was prob bushy 🌳
1👍 5👎
A condom that is always present in one's wallet just in case for some surprise nookie.
Made in Peep Show, courtesy of Mark Corrigan
"I need to replace Old Meg after I boned that fine poon tang last night!"
38👍 3👎
kevans gf that is sooon hot ukll get wetn or ur dick will blow up sio yaeg
a relly sexy hot grl taht lives in a hosue and is dating a homek skille gangser
16👍 247👎
Calling someone the offensive name 'Meg'.
Person 1: "OMG you're such a Meg hahahaha"
Person 2: "DONT MEG SHAME ME"
Megan Martha White plays drums, tambourine, bells, and vocals for the detroit band The White Stripes.
Meg White plays drums in the awesome band "The White Stripes"
247👍 54👎