Mel / Maki

mel / maki is the owner.

mel / maki owns dangan chillin'

Did a Mel

To be such a drunken mess and a lightweight that upon imbibing copious amounts of alcohol you are rendered involuntarily unconscious and unable to be wrested from your slumber.

I’m such a mess, I got so drunk at that party the other night that I did a mel and woke up on the couch on my own and everyone had gone home

Mel-Vincent

The anxious yet excitable state of needing to urinate so badly that everything suddenly becomes hilarious.

Mel-Vincent may cause lack of focus, inability to park, restlessness, full bladder, constant giggling, and other similar symptoms

1. John found himself in such a state of Mel-Vincent on the highway that he even managed to burst out laughing at a Wendy's Billboard.

2."Why are you laughing Jorden!?"

"Mel-Vincent! Now get me to a bathroom!"

Pulled a Mel

To leave your computer in the middle of a conversation with somebody without telling them you are going away.

"So I hear girls like you don't play world of warcraft, what do you think?"

" "

"Oh wtf I can't believe you pulled a mel in the middle of our conversation!"

mel gibson

"Mad" Max Rockatansky.

The Road Warrior is fucking badass.

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mel gibson

Ah,leave Mel alone.

I guess he has some strange Catho-holic beliefs but he's a well meaning dude.

Mel has made some cool movies and also some stinkers.

I haven't seen the Passion movie but I bet any person of the Jewish faith could get along with the guy.He's not a bad guy.He's not a monster!

If he goes German on you let me know and I'll badmouth the shit out of him.

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Mel Tuckered

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.

So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but then he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.