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Someone who is really blunt, but will tell you the truth, no matter what the circumstances. Someone who likes to go shopping, eat a lot, sleep and is kind of promiscuous but doesn't care if anyone calls her a whore. Melissa's are cool, nice, fun, honest,kinda whorish and a non conformist.
Guy#1: Dude! Did you make out with that girl at the party last night?
Guy#2: Hell yeah. She was pretty easy.
Guy#1: What's her name?
Guy#2: Melissa.
Guy#1: Figures.
Guy#2: She's cool though.
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Melissa's are Liars who give the most idiotic justifications and the crazy thing about it all is they are really bad at lying
I can't just Melissa My Boyfriend He Will find out I need him to believe me
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Melissa is a beautiful girl who means everything to everyone she knows she is kind and she should go out with Albert
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Whipmaster, and the tamer of Lukes
Guy:"Where'd you get all those marks."
Luke:"I was just being whipped by a Melissa."
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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she is adorable and so kind she is very popular even tho she doesn’t think it
Melissa is beautiful
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A beautiful girl who wants to have the perfect bae, she’s just waiting for the perfect one to come around. Has a heart made of gold. Is the most caring and courageous friend anyone can have and will always be there for you when you need her. She loves sports soo much and is basically better then all the boys. Loves to flirt with boys and always wants them to flirt back. If you ever come across a Melissa take her in and never let her go cause everyone deserves a Melissa.
she’s so beautiful who is she
that’s Melissa
wow amazingly gorgeous and really good at sports she’s crushing everyone
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Melissa is a greek name for bees my dude. She is godly at trombone and is very elegantly beautiful. I could never stay mad at this bad ass loser. She is super smart and can spread your cheeks at any kahoot game you play with her.
Damn son what is that amazing noise?
That’s melissa playing her trombone.
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