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Someone who is unreasonably difficult with complying to agreements and decisions for the sake of being the center of attention.
Noah: I'm not fucking coming to the LAN party
Clay: You can use my PC and I'll pick you up bro
Noah: I'm not fucking coming
Mukul: You're such an attention merchant Noah.
noun, Scottish (see swally)
A gentleman who is overly fond of a tipple.
'Shuggy boaked oan a polis efter 3 boatils o Buckie.'
'Daft swally merchant.'
Prime Moments Giuseppe. Cristiano Ronaldo is a SIIII Merchanr because he goes SIIII a lot. Prime Moments Giuseppe also goes SIIII and is a SIIII Merchanr
Cristiano Ronaldo is a SIIII Merchant and so is Prime Moments Giuseppe.
Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.
Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.
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An amateur tattooist or "professional" of bad reputation and low-quality (and low priced) work. Usually an amateur or "a friend who works out of their house", scar merchants, or scratchers are unschooled, unsanitary and generally a big mistake. Going to one is literally buying a scar.
Dude, fuck that guy! Billy Bob is a scar merchant. Go to Tattoo City on Lombard for good work.
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Usually people living in city's and towns who do p nothing only cause trouble. Are on "benefits", unemployed and are not seeking work.
The town is covered in dole merchants.
You're man's only a dole merchant, does nothing while i break my back working hard on the farm.
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A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.
See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie
Look at that fat pie merchant!
Shut your face pie merchant!
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