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This is the way to jokingly which your ex a happy holiday.
Merry ex-mas, Susie!
1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.
2.Also works with other holidays
1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"
2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!
2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium
and so on and so on
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"o'l merry eyes" adj originated 2007 english
Derived from an old myth of a hansome young science teacher, this term is used when someone
1) Knows you fancy them and you try to blank them by not looking at them directly
2) Are being sarcastic and raise your eyebrows to subtly hint about your love life
Megan asked if Vicki was at school, but the teacher just gave her the ol' Merry eyes.
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The phenomenon that, in a film adaptation of a book, certain characters are portrayed as a lot more stupid than they are in the book. Supposedly this is done to make the movie 'more entertaining', but it often annoys fans of the book.
The name is derived from Merry and Pippin, two characters in The Lord of the Rings who are a helluvalot more stupid in the film than they are in the books.
That Zaphod Beeblebrox is really suffering from the Merry-and-Pippin syndrome.
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While in a public forum, two or more people engage in intercourse at a Jamaican celebration, specifically after eating lunch, which involves the consumption of christmas themed food.
"I think it'd be really cool if we got four porpoises and a wet Nigerian and did the Merry lunch limbo, that'd be a badass mission."
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A woman having multiple partners simultaneously allowing them to exchange positions or rotate in. Commonly in a counter clockwise motion. Each man has an opportunity to fuck the woman in each of her holes.The exchange can be as quick as a few pumps each or as long as a few minutes at each station. A mery-go-round can be accomplished with as few as 3 men to a gang bang.
A woman is doing a double penetration (woman on top). She is sucking off a 3rd man. The man fucking her in the ass vacates her asshole. He goes to the end of the line. The man receiving the blow job goes to her asshole while a new man rotates into receive a blow job. There are many variations to the merry-go-round.
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Replacement name given to Chirstmas as a result of the name offending every other religion.
Eliel: Hey Matt have a Merry Christmas.
Matt:That offends me, I don't belive in christ, I prefer Merry Santa Time
Eliel:....ok, Have a Merry Santa Time.
Matt:And a Merry Santa Time to you too!