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A metal fan.
People who call themselves Metalheads usually refuse to believe that anything besides their underground/old music is total shit and unbearable. Innovation is against the metal rules in their book. Of course not all metal heads are like this, but the one who try to stand out as hardasses are. If the band isn't "true" then it's shitty in their eyes. Nu-metal such as System of a Down, Slipknot, and Korn are too weak for them so they call everyone who listens to it "faggots". They usually categorize nu-metal listeners as faggots following the mainstream, yet they still listen to the same shit their "Metal head" dads listened to.
Some new metal is good, some black metal is good, some death metal is good, some of everything is good. Grow the fuck up.
Metalhead1: NU-METAL LISTENERS ARE FAGGOT PUSSIES!
Metalhead2: FUCK YEAH! LET'S GO LISTEN TO UNDERGROUND SWEDISH BLACK METAL AND CUT OUR WRISTS IN ANGST!
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Someone who thinks the fact that they enjoy metal makes them cool. When really after punk rock and then hardcore music became cliche, and played out, there needed to be a "scene" in place for douche bags to still be able to find each other. There's always emo, but unfortunately emo is fucking gay.
I needed to find a group of fellow douche bags so I went to a metal show to find other metalheads.
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Commonly, one who has long hair, a bad sense of fashion,needs a shower and to wash their hair and an overall hygiene overhaul. Usually wearing clothing that are all black, have spikes, and were purchased at hot topic
look for the faggiest, most pathetic looking kid at your school, there's your example
John: Hey, what the hell is wrong with that kid? Is he homeless or something?
Jack: No, he's just a metalhead. I guess showers are too "mainstream" for him.
John: I guess deodorant is "mainstream" to. Fuck, he smells like shit.
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The true definition of a poser
Anyone who is any kind of dedicated listener to any type heavy metal crap music.
Good metal is fucking rarer than freedom.Therefore to be devoted to metal just means that you are a blind follower of shitty music who just assumes it's good and makes you cool simply because it's in the "heavy metal" category.
Pffft...
metalhead 's are such poofters
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Metalheads, love heavy metal//hardrock//Other types of music.
A classic metalhead stereotype is that metalheads are satanic, not true. But, some metalheads are satanic. This isnt the worst stereotype out of all the cliques.
Metalheads are also known to add crazy things to their wardrobe ((most people wouldnt even think about doing this. Adding spikes and studs, chains and leather. but, some metalheads do not live up to what other people expect them to look like. For example, people think metalheads are super violent, not entirely true. People think metalheads are not friendly, not entierly tue. I think metalheads are super cool and really sic!!
"dude, that metalhead is super fucking violent, look she's moshing"
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Metalhead is a fan of heavy music. Metalheads enjoys metal music and subgenres of metal. They lose they fuc!ing minds at the concerts, enjoys begin in mosh pit and just getting crazy while listening to metal music.
*For me it's a bulshit when someone say "You don;t like this band? Then you're not a Metalhead" NO. If you feel like Metalhead, if you like HEAVY music- I'm not talking about Nickelback- Then you ARE a Metalhead. Even if you like other genre of music, but STILL you listen to the heavy music, then you are a Metalhead. Don't give me a bullshits, that metalcore isn't metal, and people who listen to Limp Bizkit also aren't Metalheads*
Metal music is so expanded. There's a lot of subgenres that are classified as a metal music. And everybody can choisce what genre of metal they like.
I'm a Metalhead. I enjoy Metal music and I'm open for new music.
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We're dirty, we drink beer, we smoke marijuana, we go to shows, we fuck people up in the pit, we like other fucking genres of music, we shred, we smoke mulls and we drive like assholes.
well, atleast my metalhead friends do.
the rest are whatever.
Gabe: *throws up his liver*
Jack: *throws up small intestine*
Michael: Dude, that puke is fucking METAL.
metalheads, fuck yeah.
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