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peter meter

A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina.

John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!

by John Michael Parmon April 21, 2008


feeding the meter

a slang term for anal sex

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."

by Steven March 09, 2009


Feeding the Meter

the process of inserting american quarters in to anus of your partner during intercourse

Dude, I was feeding the meter so much last night I could have been in her for like six hours

by Bufferhead May 05, 2011


meat meter

A system which measures ones desire to eat meat. Usually used to describe males who insist on eating certain types of meat regularily such as chicken wings or steak.
Also a way of measuring the size of ones meat

My meat meter is down, let's go get wings

by Lister Thompson March 25, 2007


kippenvel meter

A theoretical scale from 1-10 used to rate the euphoria of a trance track, i.e the magnitude of the kippenvel that the track conveys.

Woah! This remix surely hits a 9.5 on the kippenvel meter!!

by Armin Van Buuren July 27, 2003


Meter maggot

Name for the shitbags who patrol our streets to hand out tickets for parking violations. Typically this fucked up failure is congentally incapable of getting a real job yet strangely has a hugely overdeveloped ego and think they are helping society with their fucked up bullshit

That fucker ticketed me for being three minutes late. What a typical meter maggot.

by Droog234 June 20, 2010


Choke Meter

A scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.

Then she just got naked. My Choke Meter was off the roof.

by Rinksies August 20, 2008