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An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.
Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up?
Yeah, he was a real mike!
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The same joke as Joe mama but with it’s Mike Hawk (my cock).
<Ricky> i fucked someone so hard last night
<Jose> Who
<Ricky> mike
<Jose> mike who
<Ricky> MIKE HAWK
<Random thiccc crowd> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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Likes Men fucks dudes alot and beats alot of guys off
Aiden: Hey did you hear what Mike did to Mr johnson
Noah: No i didnt
Aiden: He gave him sloppy toppy in the bathroom
Noah: Woah hes a fag
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A guy who has sex with anything with boobs
YOU WERE WITH HER?!?! thats such a mike thing to do! (literally)
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one who can gallop like and ostrich and still be home in time for dinner and a quick game of halo.
"yo look at that kid, he's running like an ostrich"
"no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. noob"
"yeah what an orp"
"lawls"
"lawls indeed, lawls indeed
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A piece of shit. The worst person on the planet. Gets confused with the count from sesame street. Can't not handle his liquor. Punches holes in walls and breaks doors. Has no respect for women and is supposedly a "sex addict". Cares only for beer and food. ALCOHOLIC. Also has a chronic coughing problem. Disliked by many.
Dude how much did you drink last night, you pulled a mike.
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