Military Gay

The Definition of ‘Military Gay’:
Military Gay is dating a gender because they are the only gender around you. Like how some women in all-girl schools become lesbian, Men in the military cuddle with each other.

(No example for Military Gay)

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Military police

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.

Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.

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military wife

a woman who has decided that they have nothing better to do with their life than sit at home while their husband is at work paying for their manies and pedies while they rant and complain about the long hours and deployments that he must go on. A military wife is the epitome of misery and her main goal in life is to inflict misery on the world. Misery needs company as they say and she has plenty of it. She always seems to think that being a mom of one child is a contribution to her household and that her house never needs cleaning. Gossip and back stabbing are her only enjoyments in life but she even tends to screw those up too.

Gawd! You're being such a military wife!

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[Canadian] Military

A polar bear and a bucket of snow.

Hey did you hear the Canadian Military attacked Alaska with their polar bear.

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Military Mustache

When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.

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Military Wife

To be a Military Wife you are to love your spouse whether he’s right next to you or thousands of miles away. A military wife wouldn’t cheat or dishonor their spouse. Not everyone can be a military wife.

I’m a faithful Military Wife and I love my Husband.

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military spouse

A hard working spouse of a military member, who keeps things safe at the home front where civilian wives would normally Fail.

Leisel and Amanda are the best military spouse's I know!

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