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A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.
Last night I gave myself the best Mona Lisa handshake I had ever had!
Okay the true meaning of the Mona Lisa is when your girlfriend has a heavy flow of her period and you guys have sexual penetration and then you pull your penis out of her bloody vagina and then wipe it on her belly hence the Mona Lisa
She always gets so horny when she's on her period so I had to give her the Sexual Mona Lisa
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AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
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fatass fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.
mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...
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After you cum you take the residual cum on the tip of your penis and apply it like lipstick to your partner's lips.
"Wow, Sam's lips look really shiny," Friend 1.
Friend 2, "Yeah, I just gave her a Mona Lisa Smile."
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This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
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A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.
Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break
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