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Me: dude the other day i made this uber mega mondo hogie. it was so rad
Ted: Sweet
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when you and a lovely woman or man are having intercor- sex! you bust your fat nutt into her mouth and kick her in the shin. then with your left foot you kick her in the cooch.(: thus causing her much pain and confusion. sometimes she will hurt her self in confusion other times she will spit out your nutt like a donkey. this is when you stop everything, pick up what you can of your nutt, sprinkle in on your toe, then you stick your toe into her cooch. 9 months later you will have an egg. you must crack then suddy side up frie the egg on a sunday. you then accuire the move Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick. you are now aloud to teach this move to one of your special pokemon. (can only be learned once) Move takes out 1000000 hp. or a one hit k-o. but your pokemon gets a raging hard on thus causing its attack, defense, speed, to go down, but its horneyness to sharply rise twice. See Mondo Donkey Saturday Punch (orriginated in Mexico in a mexican poptart plant while splicing febreze and semen)
Dude! Your Deoxys knows "Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick"!! No way!! Attack pikachu with it! Holy poo, he did a cartwheel and dodged it just like in episode 256!
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monokuma's butter, taka's boyfriend is now butter
Mondo butter, what a tragedy, what a bummer! smells great! wonder, what my pancakes will taste like now? So! Sad! You know, you should blame it all on that Junko! But grab a spoonful, and lets get ready for some chow!!
Mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer: Meaning the song that Monokuma had made for Mondo's execution (getting turned into butter)
The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
Mondo owada is 27 year old from Danganronpa THH, his ultimate is “ultimate bike gang leader”, he has a older brother called Daiya Owada. Mondo and Daiya were in other games such as “Crazy Diamond brothers” his hairstyle came from japan, it was called a aippa. He can be a hothead but he is sometimes soft, he would mostly be soft if he’s nervous. He was jealous of chihiro, his best friend was kiyotaka ishimaru.
Person 1:“I like Mondo Owada, his character is pretty cool!”
Person 2: “Same! I think he’s a cool person and deserved better!”
The ultimate biker of danganronpa, he is born in June and bestfriend is Kiyotaka Ishimaru.
Human1: hey look at this danganronpa character Mondo Owada
Human2: nice he’s my fav character!