Random
Source Code
Random
When your banging your lass from behind in the doggy position, unexpectedly force your fist in her ass and Captain Hook that intestine and pull it out ‘causing her to prolapse, then when it’s hanging out slap the m’fucker back in with a dry back-hand.
“Got any skins lad?? How you an that burd get on the uva nite then?” “Yeah here go bro, yeah slammed her all ova kidda, gave the scutter a Mongolian cherry didn’t i?”
Lard sausage between two slices of head cheese.
Just Mongolian food. What were you expecting?
"Hey man my grandmother made me a few Mongolian Oreos do you want one?"
"Only if you have fermented mare's milk to wash it down."
When you light a girls pubes on fire during sex and you must ejaculate to extinguish the flames.
Whilst in China, I became a Mongolian Fireman
To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.
Yeah my friend Timmy lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew.
To cut of circulation to the head of your penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and twist and spin them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then masturbate as fast as possible so when you cum your balls burst.
My friend Timmy sadly lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew
The act where a man defecates in a woman's mouth and then sticks his penis in her mouth while full of fecal matter. He then ejaculates leaving a hollowed out cave in her mouth.
Yo bro! I totally banged that Lucy chick who was into scat fetishes. She even let me give her a mongolian mudcave
Inserting two Mentos into a girl into a girls butt hole and then adding soda.
I’m gonna give you a Mongolian volcano.