the month of may

Is National booty pic month

Hell ya its the month of may and that means it national booty pic month

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That time of the month

An excuse used by women in order to get by with whatever they want

Zach:So Sarah whats up with you and Cody?
Sarah:...
Zach:Ummm, Sarah?
Sarah:...
Zach:Sarah?!?
Sarah:SHUT THE FUCK UP!(Sarah punches Zach in the face, Zach is on the floor bloody)
Mimi:Sarah! look what you did! I think you just killed him!
Sarah:I'm sorry, I think it's that time of the month...

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last month

A fad that's no longer cool or interesting.

With the internet and life becoming more and more interconnected -- fads no longer last as long as pre-internet times. Fad seasons are trending closer to one month.

Trucker hats are so last month.

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monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.

James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.

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crush month

December 1st is the beginning of crush month. Meaning if you have a crush on someone just ask them out , and if yk someone has a crush on you you have to ask them out. No questions asked.

“He yo I’m asking Katie out for crush month”

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The perfect month

Getting laid every day in a month by a different girl each day.

Barney Stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; How I met your mother.

Barney: -Remember when I banged 7 girls in a week.
Lily: -Yeah, the perfect week.
Barney: -I just accomplished the perfect month

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Monkey Month

Black history month.

Every February is monkey month.

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