Mother barn

An agricultural building very rarely on farms used for various purposes. A mother barn generally refers to a structure that houses mothers, including the pregnant. Much like a prison camp, those mothers that are captured and sent to the mother barn never make it out.

Harmy: I have your mother will have a happy birthday :)
Everyone else: You HAVE?! Release them, or we'll have to break into the mother barn!

Mother of Cattle

Word originated in West Indies. A mother of cattle, is an extra large cattle, cattle meaning a lard-assed fat woman. Please see meaning of cattle.

Look at the cattle comin; oh no, it's no cattle, it's mother of cattle.

Get outta way for the mother of cattle.

The Mother Lake

A fictional body of water where many female actors, singers, performers, or other artists are jokingly presumed to have created or prepared their best work, which is then celebrated and discussed by their respective fan communities on social media. The phrase derived from Twitter users, particularly within online queer communities, speculating that their favorite female artists came up with their work through divine or spiritual intervention at this particular body of water. The visual description of the “Mother Lake” is open to interpretation - some view it as simply an enigmatic wooden dock on a mist-shrouded pond - others envision it as a sapphic 80’s Summer Camp on a lake populated by canoes and a serene sunset. It is thought that the “Mother Lake” contains healing or regenerative properties, which female artists harness as a source of energy to create what their fans consider flawless or excellent work.

Friend: “Have you listened to Fiona Apple’s album ‘Fetch the Bolt Cutters’?”

Me: Of course, she took a dip at the Mother Lake before writing that album.

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Mother 3

A game that will never be released in America because Reggie's body isn't ready, yet Lucas remains in Super Smash Bros.

Mother 3 won't be released because Nintendo likes to censor shit.

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Bad mother

A mom who is never around for you. No hugs, no kisses, no scolding, no life lessons, nothing. You are left to grow up by yourself in her home. As soon as you are old enough you have to make all your meals, keep your room clean and help her with chores and she doesn't show you how, you are just expected to do this. She starts complaining how expensive your (hand me down) clothes are, so you are expected to find a job at 12, and you are stressed and scared because she is not helping you do this and you don't know really know how. Finally you do find a job but then she takes your money and tells you how to spend it. You try to get good grades at school and generally do but she calls you stupid and of course she doesn't remember saying it. She lies to you without any remorse. She will always act nice to you when people are around but dump you the second they leave. If you have a brother or sister or both, she might play favorites. She shits on you but spoils everyone else, even if it's just praise and loving attention that she can afford. Meanwhile you are expected to go to your room in your spare time. Once in awhile for good measure, she will threaten your shitty existence by saying that she'll throw you out because she's in a bad mood that day. If someone suspects that you are being abused, she cries and puts on a good show. You don't leave because you know that there are worse people out there and the sad truth is - you're used to it.

You are quietly reading a book at the kitchen table (no tv for you!) trying to be a shadow on the wall so you won't piss her off. "GO TO YOUR ROOM!" *slap* "I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!" - bad mother

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mother yar

Another term for "mother fucker." Stems from India.

"That mother yar took my food!"

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What The Mother?

A phrase used in a state of confusion. Can be used when someone says something completely ridiculous. An expression used when "what the eff??" or "what the hell?" just don't cut it.

It is also used during experiences of shock and extreme irony.

Adam: (telling the guys a story at the lunch table) We took the car doors off of my car and put them on Jeff's car, then we drove around town for 40 minutes with the heat blasting.

Vinnie: Adam, What the Mother??? it is effing June!!!! hahah