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the worst mother fucker that has ever been seen on the face of the earth.
ms newton is a *****
An Asian teacher who gives out detention for fun. Like no joke she probably fucks kids in her free time! shes mostly bone, and she loves talking about herself. IF YOU SEE HER GIVE HER FOOD or u shall be eaten
kid: damn ur techer is mean but sexc
me: yup that ms. Tran
Located in the MS delta region. Public schools are 99% black. White kids flock to the last remaining school where they still comprise 60% White parents pay for segregation academies. Most live on the NE side of historic Grand Blvd. White trash, blacks, elderly, live on NW side, slum on east.
Mosquitos, flies abound. Birds cover cars in shit a lot. Police are scary and love to make dramatic arrests if they suspect foul play. One downtown street for the moneyed. 4 star hotel, bookstore with cafe upstairs & screened porch. Viking Cooking school, culinary store. Most around it vacant.
Eat well at Crystal Grill, Flatland Grill, Giardina's, Delta Bistro, Mai Little China, Steven's BBQ.
The only thing to do here is stay home, go out to eat, or go to church. One cliquish white restaurant/bar called Webster's. If you're not from Greenwood don't expect camaraderie.
Well over half the population believe in God. There is 1 known atheist. It will suck the life out of you if you enjoy culture, embrace diversity, intelligent, or bad fit for established order.
Conservative. Christian.
Healthcare is fatal, unless you can find a doctor who'll take you or sit in E.R. hours for less than a minute with doc for $1200.
Will be proselytized if they suspect you don't drink the kool-aid.
Gossip is rampant. 2-3 downtown festivals.
Church lady: Gawd punished me for not goin' to church Sunday. Got a patch of dang skeeter bites.
Society woman: I'm havin' a cocktail party Thursday at 6:00. Servin' hors d,veures and martinis. Don't tell Mary Ann. Greenwood MS Junior Auxilary won't take her. Her husband is part Cherokee, and her kids don't go to Pillow.
Family on SNAP:
Kid: Mama, I'm hungry for green beans.
Mama: All we got is pork rinds and sunbeam bread. Make a sandwich. I don't get no more checks for 10 more days.
Kid: Ain't you found no job yet?
Mama: I quit lookin' after all them people I asked said no. Miss Mary Ann might need her guest house cleaned on Friday though.
Farmer: Boy do I remember when Greenwood was the cotton capital of the world. And the black folks lived behind my plantation in them shanties, and was happy to work for food and a matress to sleep on! Now the fed. pays 'em to live in Baptist town and not work fer nobody! Mississipi ain't what it used to be. South will rise again one day.
Farmer's wife: Have you seen "The Help" Joe Bob? Goin' to Redbox down at the Dollar General.
Farmer: Naw Mary Ann, and I ain't goin' to. Now make me some collards.
Farmer's wife: Mary Jo is comin' home next week when she's through with exam at Ole Miss.
Farmer: Jes make sure she doesn't spend all her clothes allowance at the boutique downtown. $1000 is all she's gettin' this semester.
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A dogshit middle school full of braindead thots and ghetto monkeys who enjoy cocks with razor blades on them who also brown nose for clout and try to date eighth graders to get mature dick. Not to mention the influx of moronic assholes from the seventh grade who consistently act hood as fuck despite the fact a sixth grader is about twice the size of them. Moreover, the sixth grade is filled with materialistic hood rats who presumably by the eighth grade will have caught at least one strain of herpes, but not to be foregetful, dont forget about the terrorists and edgy white and hispanic boys who want to be left alone while being picked on by every other grade.
"yo why is derrick such an asswipe?"
"oh he went to MS 101"
"hahah UIM for life lmao"
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that girl that we are all looking for but most of us will never find.
Dude 1: "I really need to find my Ms. Right."
Dude 2: "Dude! Chill, here take two of these and then get laid."
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MS Dhoni also called as THALA is a best indian wicket keeper batsman. His stumping is faster than lightning and he stands as an anchor if batting order collapses and takes the team to a decent score only captain to win three icc trophies
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a famous american highschool orchestra conductor.
her symphony orchestra recieved 3 grammy awards.
known for fierceness and dedication
as a verb: to become wiebnered
when one makes a dumb mistake (or concert orchestra puts her in a bad mood) and ms. wiebner "attends" to him (more rarely her).
BADASS CONDUCTOR. PERIOD.
also imortant to know- when practicing with one section, ms. wiebner expects the others to be fingering
ms. wiebner, "Look: this is the thermostat. You touch it: I rip your arm off. Glad we had this little talk."
(that was "getting wiebnered")
ms. wiebner, " Oh shit! The bird is back!"
(fierceness and dedication)
ms. wiebner, "What happened? I thought we had a good violin section? No matter. We shall get through this piece, violins, or no!!!"
(fierceness, to become wiebnered)
ms. wiebner, "And where was the bass section? AGAIN!?!?"
(wiebnered)
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