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A margarita mustache is when you drink a margarita in the sun,and your uppler lip starts to sweat. When your pores are open and the sugar from the margarita gets in, its causes your uppler lip to break out therefor causing a Margarita Mustache.
1. Brian is hot but he always has a Margarita Mustache.
2. Man, i really need to get some proactive, I'm starting to get a margarita Mustashe.
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Eating a girls ass hole out after she takes a crap and having the poop smeared on your face !
Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.
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A German leader had a amazing one
The 1938 man of the year has a nice German mustache
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The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.
Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.
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a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.
My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!
what you receive when providing cunnilingus to an old dried up pussy
Ms. Butterfield down the street gave me a dusty mustache
A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair
Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.