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Mustang

A car that can't do anything right. People always mention how the Performance/Price ratio is great, but all the Mustang GTs I've seen were between $32k - $36k from factory. It has a 4.8 liter V8 making only 315hp and 325tq. It has a live-rear axle and horrible suspension which makes it impossible to have fun on back roads. But here you're still thinking this: My Mustang GT is the king of the drag strip. WRONG! The Nissan 370Z can not only put a smile on your face in the twisty bit but it can beat a merely GT on the straights. Now your thinking wait a minute the Z is way more expensive!!!! WRONG AGAIN! A fully optioned out Nissan 370Z is about $3k more than an optioned out Mustang GT. Next time you look at your recently purchased American Muscle car, you can now be positive that you bought the wrong car.

Cocky Mustang GT owner: "That 370Z beat me again. I just need the GT-500 to beat it!"
Cocky Mustang GT owner's friend: "Why pay $52k for another pos when you can have a corvette or a 335i for $44k? I don't why I'm friends with you!"

by AzzSnatcher07 May 30, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mustang

Hrmm... well first off, there is no better sound than the mixture of my procharger whistling and my flowmasters rumbling. Matter of fact, when i hit 6 grand, i get a wood :D. But seriously, the only car that could MAYBE touch my car is a DSM. Fuckin all wheel drive turbocharged eclipse/talon. That is the only car i have had to run down. Notice i said run down ;). I own a 98 Mustang Cobra thats supercharged and i wouldnt trade it for anything except for a mach 1 or nothing. Oh and go to #bawnet on gamesnet! :D

omg i love counterstrike. oh and imma lil civic owner and i got burned by a cobra, i stoped after he hit second cause it hurt my ears :X.

by vagina pwning wem0 August 31, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mustang

1. Helps pick chicks up. Pussy Wagon.
2. Classic Ford car still in production.

We can take the mustang out this weekend and pickup some chicks.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

24๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mustang

the most coolest car a guy coukd ever have if he wants to pick up the ladies.

hey man you gonna go mustang some chicks

by mustang March 24, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


mustanging

dancing like a stripper with co-workers

Eric was mustanging it at the Jack Daniels saloon last weekend

by LZD June 16, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mustang

A car that people buy when they can't afford a car with balls like a SRT-10 or a Viper or a vette, A vehicle that only girls drive cause they think driving them gets them car guy cocks. Or a car that when givin to a teenager, They proceed to add red neck exhaust systems and buying VHT and going crazy with it disregarding public safety. Also, They think just cause you have "American muscle" Dosen't mean you're out of the water of beng a ricer.

People put stick on hood vents and quarter panel vents on the mustangs all the time...The sad part is that they're OEM ford parts.

Hey man look at that shitty civic with the aftermarket body kit & fart cannon! haha, Yeah...Well look at that shitty v6 mustang with OEM hood scoop and the stick on quarter panel vents. And the exhaust system that sounds like big fluttery fart.

by cock&balz1 September 7, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mustang

Some crazy animal with a massive dick.

"Stop suckin' on that mustang's forty foot long sperm hose!"

by Bad_Bud July 22, 2006

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