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Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.
Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
cheeks sharts asshole Musty Mist
When your eating cheeks and she sharts in your mouth.
Damn her asshole tasted so good till she gave me a Musty Mist
The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."
A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.
Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.