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absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"
when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"
A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)
me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
Originated from the name vincent van gogh (gogh pronounced as khok). Means between the lines of “suck my dick” and “fucking ‘til sunrise”
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-Man, shrek 2 really sucks
- You know what Sharon? you can vincent my cock
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- They’re kinda hot, lowkey wish we could vincent my cock
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA
When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off
Bro my hoe just socked my cock
Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.
- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?
son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?
- Yes, that's right. Now about that.
son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.