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myles is, in short, the ultimate opp
he sleeps with wet hair and accuses people of being horny
he doesnt like his spanish teacher which means he is lame
he wishes he were as tall as i am with platforms
oh my god youre such a myles p??? like youre the most annoying person ever
A Myles Murphy is someone who is incredibly strong and sexy and has a very good future in front of him, and not to mention his MASSIVE dick he gots. He’s also a simp even in times he wishes he wasn’t. Myles Murphy also gets good grades and has A bright and successful future in front him
Today I acted like “Myles Murphy”
Gay,short,autistic,dumb,annoying,stupid,and 0 IQ
Is a short man who steals your girlfriend at parties
"Dude, do you see your girlfriend with that guy? Hes a Myles Layman!"
When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
A white kid who has preferably a 10 inch meat missile (8 inches will do) plays for 18u canes national ,and will take you deep.
(Super hot girls talking) Omg he’s such Myles Rausa he would take me deep if I threw him a pitch. He’s so fine I wonder if he has a girlfriend.
When your skin starts bubbling, bumps explode on your face and your head gets longer.
OMG! Johnny is having a Myles Mutations, HUS SKIN IS BUBBLING UP!!!