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Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.
We love you Niall!
"Is that Niall James Horan?"
"Yeah, you should stream his new album, Heartbreak Weather"
Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.
We love you Niall!
"Is that Niall James Horan?"
"Yeah, you should stream his new album, Heartbreak Weather"
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Niall the church boy give it a rest Niall the bad boy more like
So Niall is the church boy? Niall the church boy give it a rest… Niall the bed boy more like.
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In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
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A quote that the famous Louis Tomlinson said to Niall whilst on the radio because he dropped his tea.
Harry: “Of like...”
Niall: *Drops tea*
Louis: “OH FOR GODS SAKE NIALL”
Niall: *Screams in pain*
Harry: “For the benefit of the radio...”
Zayn: “My coffee!”
Harry: “Niall's just dropped his tea”
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An amazing teenage boy who is kind of short but very cute. He has beautiful eyes and an extraordinary personality. He's sweet, funny, talented and can make you smile at the drop of a hat. He's dead sexy and very intelligent. Anyone would be extremely lucky to have him.
Nail (Niall) is a great person.
hes the goth brother of niall horan and hes really cool 😎 his tiktok was gothniallhoran but he lost access to it and it automatically went private but his new account is gothniallhoranisback and his insta is gothniallhoran 🤞 he also had lots of kids, and our honorable mentions are nandos food horan, orange peel horan, and taco horan. sadly they where all killed. he also lives in this huge mansion and was once married to the now dead, goth liam payne. :)
person one: omg did you see goth nialls new post?
person two: no, whats it about this time?
person three: its an update on how Taco got kidnapped.
person two: cool.
person three: wait did you guys see goth nialls break up post? it was really sad.
person one: oh yeah.