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When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.
That carrier landing gave me whiplash.
When you have tissue/s filled with mucus or any other substance and you use another tissue to dispose of it without getting it on your fingers, which in this case, is called a "Carrier Tissue".
Dad: Those tissues are gross! How will you carry it to the trash?
Son: don't worry i have the carrier tissue
Water contaminated by fuel.
In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.
Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*
A way to describe the fanny of a girl who has lots of sex
Johnny: I’d shag her
James: Nah she has a fanny like a carrier bag
When your girl farts on your finger and you stick it in her nose afterwards.
Man bro I gave my girlfriend a fart carrier last night. It was a gnarly one
Commonly known as a strung out homosexual who feeds off the souls of the young. Very mediocre at life itself. Also does not like to pay taxes so he refused to get a job nor move out of his mothers basement. He suckles upon her teet for sustenance and refused to unlatch.
"Did you hear those screams from the basement?"
"yeah its Matthieu Carriere unlatching from him moms teet"
A person who is regularly sick. Instead of staying home to tend their illness, they bring their sickness into the office and spread it. These people tend to have children, the ultimate carrier.
Jane, the office carrier, decided to be selfish and work today, despite being sick as a dog.